Everything is bigger in Texas

"So, do you think it's possible to carve my likeness into the side of a huge mountain of bullshit?"

"Well, what if I were the director of a Supercomputing Center---would you do it then?"

"Well, what if it was ranked #1?"

"What if I just gave you a million dollars?"

"Oh yeah, well I'm going to write a grant to do it and then we'll just see...."